Dear Mr and Mrs Brocket,
The standards of Barnaby’s behaviour is proper rude. He always starts trouble and gives people wedgies! That is completely rude and unacceptable. He barely knows what 1+1 is. It is making us a disgrace. The majesty has a meeting with me and if I mess this up, are scholarship will be snatched away from us and we will be banned forever.
From Mrs Hooperman Hall